Schmoople
1. adj/noun can either be a synonym to dumb-ss, idiot or stupid. conversely, it can also refer to a pet name, or something done out of pure joi-de vivre. schmoople can thus either have a positive or negative definition depending on the context and the familiarity of the person with whom you are talking with both you and the expression.
“how was your day?”
“schmoople”
you’re a real schmoople, you know that?”
an old badger’s ear
oh my that badger has a rather large schmoople!
a word that is almost impossible for a native english speaker to say three times, especially if trying to sound serious, or in conversation, without at least smiling
schmoople, schmoople :d d-mn it
please see schmoopie.
one who is fond of schmoopie~ing others.
julie is a schmoopie wh-r-…or schmooples.
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