schmooseoisie
the in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.
to qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iphone texting while holding a conversation, a gl-ss of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera – and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there’s someone further up the social ladder you haven’t yet air-kissed, dahling.
the schmooseoisie was out in force at erin’s opening.
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