Schmooze-Bro
a schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. he is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. he can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. these can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.
yeah, i was at the royal palms in collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. what a bunch of tw-ts.
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