schmu


apparently derived from a german word that means a bit of a fool (don’t be such a schmo)

now in usage as

1.a friendly greeting “schmu babe, how’s stuff?”

2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc “that bear is so schmu”

3.an expression of emotional feeling “i schmu you very much nimble”
“i schmu you loads”

“do you schmu me?”

“do you want to go out tonight?”
“actually i’d rather just stay in and schmu”

“what are you doing tuesday?”
“oh, i’m meeting up with chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu”
apparently derived from a german word that means a bit of a fool (don’t be such a schmo)

now in usage as

1.a friendly greeting “schmu babe, how’s stuff?”

2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc “that bear is so schmu.”

3.an expression of emotional feeling “i schmu you very much nimble.”

4.a term of endearment; “you are my schmu.”
“i schmu you loads”

“do you schmu me?”

“do you want to go out tonight?”
“actually i’d rather just stay in and schmu”

“what are you doing tuesday?”
“oh, i’m meeting up with chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu”
“i schmu you loads”

“do you schmu me?”

“do you want to go out tonight?”
“actually i’d rather just stay in and schmu”

“what are you doing tuesday?”
“oh, i’m meeting up with chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu”
the most intense type of b-tt s-x. evar. only the most bad-sses of bad-sses would evar think of thinking about doing this
“hey baby wana schmu tonight?”
“h-ll no!”

your not enough of a bad-ss to know about it
apparently derived from a german word that means a bit of a fool (don’t be such a schmo)

now in usage as

1.a friendly greeting “schmu babe, how’s stuff?”

2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc “that bear is so schmu.”

3.an expression of emotional feeling “i schmu you very much nimble.”

4.a term of endearment “you are my schmu.”
“i schmu you loads”

“do you schmu me?”

“do you want to go out tonight?”
“actually i’d rather just stay in and schmu”

“what are you doing tuesday?”
“oh, i’m meeting up with chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu”
a word that means you don’t care. a verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug. similar to meh.
“what do you want for dinner?”
“schmu.”
schmu is a word made up my me and my sister.
it means that you have a face resembling
a v-g-n-. usually this is a man with facial hair
around his mouth. -morgan and whitney made this up, do not clame you did!-
“gosh, jeremy, you’ve got a schmu!”
“have fun in my schmu!”
“i don’t like girls in my schmu.”

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