Schmuckdyke


a p-n-s resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (see dyk-) usually the b-tt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.
kuntry: dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

dillhole: yup he’s a f-ckin schmuckdyk-.
adjective-someone being oblivious to the obvious.
no you schmuck-dyk-, you cannot have relations with my girlfriend.

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