schmucklehead
noun: schmuck+knucklehead
1) one who jokes around, but in a douchy kinda way…
2) one who puts puts laughter over anothers well being
1)he’s p-ssed out, you can draw on him, but dont use the permanent marker, unless you want to be a schmucklehead
2)would you schmuchleheads quit stuffin p–p under my car door handle!
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