schmucktard


1. a total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headb-tt in the face.
3. clay aiken.
i saw clay aiken on the tonight show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. i wanted to reach though the tv and wring his neck.
primary:

1. any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it’s reversed back on him

secondary:

2. any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. serial refunders
any schmucktard can take someone’s report, read it and produce their own the following week.

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