schmuffeled
getting thrown off of a moving vehicle…going 30 mph
like sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend’s car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. then, you get schm-ffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete…which causes severe pain and agony.
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