schmulie


a person who either a) kvetches and b-tches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like cuban literacy rates or persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn’t
that babbling kid is a total schmulie!

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