schmunktail


schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. when a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. when a person sleeps with a member of the opposite s-x who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for national geographic, they are probably schmunktail. simply put, schmunktail is oober-r-t-rded-sh-t-housed drunk.
caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of liza minelli and joe pesci.

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