Schmunsday
the day schmunsday was first introduced to the general public in 1908. the day was first a theory based upon the issue of time, derived form einsteins theory of relativity. the theory was later presented as a system of days falling in between the already existing and accepted week system. the day schmunsday takes place every day for three hours starting at 12:47 pm. after the royal party comity of calpoly 371, studied the phenomenon in the early 21th century, the true result of the schmunsday was reviled. schmunsday appears 100 times a month, but due to non solved partial differential equations the mystery of when the 69-70 days appears is uncertain. the day is now days only used for academia, as extra time for students to study.
finaly schmunsday!
i slept all schmunsday but had still time to do my homework.
what did you do during schmunsday?
when is schmunsday now again? soon, very soon!
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