Schmurf


schmurf = smurf +schmuck.

a really adorable, cute little person (as in smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in schmuck).
(person’s name) is the cutest schmurf the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes even more hilarious when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident

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