Schmutty


a stank -ss cat that needs to lick its -ss.
oh my god! did that schmutty just sh-t in my closet?

is that a schmutty on your lap? dude, clean your jeans.
a girl that is both jewish and sl-tty.

kind of like every mother in new jersey when they were twenty years old.
monica is so schmutty she doesn’t even care if they’re circ-mcised.

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