schmutzel


verb: to mingle, hobkn-b, or network with people you find unsavory in order to further your own goals.
noun: one who mingles, hobkn-bs, or networks with people with people they find unsavory in order to further their own goals.

sidenote: a schmooze is a type of schmutzel, however, a schmutzel is not a schmooze.
robert knew that if he was going to get a doc-mentary about his gay father green lighted, he’d have to really schmutzel the execs at hbo.

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