schnabled
/ˈsh-na-bil-d/
adjective
1. under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.
verb
2. to royally screw something up.
“he was f-cking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer’s ticket.”
“looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole f-cking operating system.”
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