Schnauzer


a type of dog which is notable for it’s prominent beard and eyebrows.

the schnauzer is a german breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.

colours include:

black, silver, and ‘salt and pepper’ (variety of grey), salt and pepper being the most common.

miniature schnauzers are usually family pets and are cl-ssed as terriers in the united states. they were originally bred as ratters.

standard schnauzers are also family pets.

giant schnauzers are often used as police dogs. a giant schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 british dog show, crufts, in the working dog category.
the new police dog was a giant schnauzer.

miniature schnauzers were bred as ratters.
noun: female genitalia, aka the v-lv- and surrounding hair.
sarah sat on the kitchen floor tr-mm-ng her schnauzer
a man from other galaxy.
i was kidnapped by a schnauzer!
niple collector (np).
i lost my b–bies in a niple collector attack!

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