Schneider Man
schneider man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. he has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. he has an evil concubine called “the shadow”.
his superpowers include:
> the ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> making grown men cry
> touching his concubine in public
> making anyone withing viewing distance completly flacid
victim: help me! i need a super hero!
schneider man: never fear, i am here!
victim: – dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyb-lls, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to schneider man
to be c-cky. to think that you are better than someone else. to be a gym cl-ss hero.
dude, i’m better than you, i’m just schneiderman i guess
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