schnitzsnoggin
v. f-ll-t–, especially when administered by a man. a portmanteau of the german “scnhitz,” meaning “ween,” and the british “snog”; lit. “kissing weens.”
…and then i tricked him into snoggin’ my schnitz.
miguel would have schnitzsnogged him in a second.
miguel invited me over for some tacos and then gave me the schnitzsnoggin of my life
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