Schoettelkotte
a person who is a phenomenal sl-t who sucks any guy’s p-n-s with no ambitions. a person who also tries to be everything that they are not, especially considering the fact that they give up their body basically making them not a person.
emily: hi my name is emily!
ron: hi my name is ron.
ron: “what the f—!”
emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping ron’s majestic steed c-ck
emily: ayy man, jamarcus betta not play me like dat n-gg-
ron: d-mn, your such a f-cking schoettelkotte.
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