Schoey


a schoey is a large incompetent mess, usually an invertebrate. they are found throughout the world, dropping out of college, asking for soft drinks, and losing halo matches.
best avoided.
“cba”
“can i have a soft drink?”
“i hope he doesn’t end up like schoey.”

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