schoneweised


1. to become so drunk as to manifest a personality ant-thetical to one’s usual
2. to be f-cking loaded and godd-mn ridiculous; actions include but are not limited to high-kicking, saying “madam” or “my lady” repeatedly, pouring bleach on doorkn-bs, replying that one’s location is at “two and a half weeks away”, rambling in german (even when does not know the language), and urinating in locked closets.
ben got schoneweised last night; he threatened james not to touch his own girlfriend.

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