School Board Special


used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. named after the florida school board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. however, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter’s head.

similar to a sat-rday night special, but not nearly as effective.
dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a school board special!

i’ve really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but i don’t have the funds. there’s a school board special on sale at the gun store, so i guess i’ll have to settle for that.

some crazy kid tried to p-ss off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.

Read Also:

  • School Of Rock

    a h-lla good movie with jack black in it.i recommend this kick–ss movie for kids who have music asperations, specially rock. “the man invented something called mtv.” a nationwide school to educate kids in rock, founded by paul green & featured in the doc-mentary “rock school”. the school got some other great press when jack […]

  • School Swat

    a person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. these are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page. often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical “good […]

  • scienerous

    adjective it’s a blend word which is the fusion of science and generous. a person who is considered as scienerous is willing to share their knowledge with others. most of university professors are not scienerous

  • Chaw Cruise

    the act of driving around or “cruising” with a group of friends while chewing tobacco. chaw cruises can last from a short as half an hour to as long as a 5 hours. usually accompanied with the “chaw cruise cd” which consists of mostly rap and hip/hop music. friend 1 – dude what do you […]

  • Eminem disease

    what you have if your white and your a rapper and you actually sound good when you rap. people with this disease usually get made fun of for being a white rapper but when someone actually listens to their music they sound good and earn respect. white guy: hey man you wanna hear my rap […]


Disclaimer: School Board Special definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.