School-Boner


a severe inconvenience when an unsolicited erection occurs in school. the inconvenience is magnified in the presence of basketball shorts and presentations in front of the cl-ss.
i got a school-b-n-r today. i dont know why it happened, but it was uncomfortable.
an erection that occurs during cl-ss as a result of either daydreaming or seeing a hot girl, usually experienced by adolescents and preteens.
james: “d-mn, that girl over there has a nice -ss.”

bryan: “yeah, i just popped a schoolb-n-r when she bent over to pick up her pencil.”

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