school computer


a computer that the school sends you.

what you are bound to get in a school computer:

old hardware

bad antivirus software

extremely strict parental controls

the inability to download anything

internet explorer

an old integrated graphics card

the desire to buy a more powerful pc and then break your school computer over one of the teachers’ heads

the desire to force the school to pay for said pc
“uggh, this school computer is sh-t. i can’t even change the background”

“dude, i feel your pain. ”

“f-ck this piece of sh-t. i’m gonna go save up for a better computer”

“yeah, me too.”

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