schoolboy humour alphabet
schoolboy humour alphabet is the a – z of lavatorial words used by schoolboys
schoolboy humour alphabet
1690: an important date in irishhistory, the battle of the boyne; the best s-xual position in 10
-n-s: a good laugh is always had at ur-n-s
-rs-hole: a person who talks through his backside
bog: the toilet where you go for a cr-p and/or a w-nk
bogs: toilets and utinals
bonk: a f-ck eg a good bonk – a woman worth f-cking
b-m: backside
b-mf: toilet paper
cavalier: a boy with an uncirc-msised p-n-s
cl-t or cl-tty a woman’s f-nny
crack: a woman’s f-nny
cr-p: a load of sh-t
c-m: sp-nk all over hands when you w-nk
c-nt: a woman’s f-nny
d-ck: p-n-s
escort agency: upmarket name for prossie
f-g: a cigarette; a younger boy who runs errands for a prefect),
fairy:
fart: wind blown out of your -rs-hole
f-ck: irish word for f-ck
frenchies: french letters
frig: an alternative for f-ck or f-ck
f-ck: s-xual intercourse with a woman
geld: castrate
goolies: t-st-cl-s
handjob: having a w-nk
hard on, a: a stiff d-ck or pr-ck
h-m-: a h-m-s-xual boy
hump: f-ck or bonk
jack off: m-st-rb-t-
jacks: urinals
loo: see bogs
pansy: a bit of a sissy
poof: a h-m-s-xual boy
poofter: h-m-s-xual boy
pr-ck: p-n-s
queer: a h-m-s-xual boy
roundhead: a boy who is circ-mcisedsh-t and sh-te: cr-p dumped in the bog
six of the best: an old expression.
a good caning given by a master or prefect
(political correctness means corporal punishment is no longer allowed).
skiv or skivvie: school maids. not bad looking women.
many of the older boys want to f-ck them. some probably do f-ck them.
sissy:
sp-nk: the creamy white stuff all over your hands when you have a w-nk
t-ts or t-tties: br–sts of a woman
toss: m-st-rb-t-
t-ss-r: someone indulging in w-nking
tossing: masturbating or w-nking.
toss off: masturbating or w-nking.
tuck shop: school food is ok. many guys like buying a snack at the tuckshop.
w-nk: m-st-rb-t-
w-nker: someone who m-st-rb-t-s
wet dream: you dream you are f-cking a woman, get a hard on and wake up feeling
somewhat wet with sp-nk all over the bed. basically it is masturbating with no hands.
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