schoollage
your about to ask a friend/ family member how their day was. but you are actually unsure if they go to collage, or school. so you merge the words together in the hope that it may sound like one of the 2 words. so therefore you don’t end up looking any more of a complete and utter idiot that you already are.
how was your day at schoollage?
its collage actually! was alright thanks!
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