a schoolsp*nkling is a child that has an obsessive addiction to masturbating in his inst*tution
my little sister is a schoolsp*nkling, so gutted 🙁
- jeep date
taking a lover out into the wilderness where few vehicles can travel, ( impressing them) therefor leaving them aroused and ready to test the durability of the backseat. hey babe i think tonight would be a beautiful night for a jeep date, it’ll be fun!
- hog slobbin'
the official term for when you are having s*x with a fat girl from the country. “yo, where’s my boy kermit at tonight?” “oh, that lil’ green dude is out hog slobbin’ tonight with piggy, yo.”
the last name of a very, very s*xy guy. he’s the nicest person you will meet. hey it’s alex henoch
the most gayest person you will ever meet, he will stare at your c*ck all day long if he had and gives bl*w j*bs. `that guy is such a dolten, he wouldnt stop staring at my c*ck! he is such a dolten , givining the best baby jesus ever!