schowned
v, a combination of schooled and owned. usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn’t quite get the point across. it is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. the prefered slam of jesse, robert, and matt. matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of halo 2.
halo 2: game over.
matt: schowned!
jesse: what?
robert: -laughing- what the h-ll did you just say?
matt: schowned.
jesse: -laughing- i have no idea what that is, but it’s the greatest thing i’ve heard this year.
robert: matt, you rock my world.
jesse: i’m totally putting this on urbandictionary.com
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