Schpank
the act of repeatedly slapping one’s face with your p-n-s after a goooooooooood s-xin’
man oh man, after she sucked my d-ck like that, i just couldn’t resist the urge to give her a schpanking!
schpank is what i did to ur mom last night, peter pan’s nephew, and guess what, she never grows old!
me: ohh b-tch ima schpank you!
peter pan’s nephew’s mom: ooooh yes! thank you!
schpank is when peter pan’s nephew is having a hillbilly orgy with his cousin, aunt and uncle, all at once.
hey bob, you brother, narf is having a family orgy with his cousin, uncle and aunt all at once. i heard his granmda is his sister and his cousin is his dad.
a two headed d-ld- used to penetrate the vagin and the -n-l cavity simultaniously.
that fat b-tch got double-d-cked by a schpank.
no, gangsta, its actually your moms favorite toy. you know..the one she has 6 different models of
i/m gangsta’s mom: hmm… my scphank 3000v is worn out…my schpank 5300 has the -n-l d-ld- ripped off from me using it too roughly…ah yes my schpank 6000pro never fails me! im soo double d-cking myself!!
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