Schramley
a happy family composed of 5 members: papa chen (ruben, dad), frances (mom), sam (son of ruben), alex and christy (the twins). other members include lance (uncle and actual father of the twins), naomi (the cool aunt/godmother and twin sister of lance), and blake (uncle and godfather). gabe was the family’s crazy dog who was put to sleep after attacking sam.
if you’re not a schramley… you’re not family.
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