Schreel
people called schreel are usually socially awkward. they are considered ‘strange’ for the outside world and might as well be aliens. they have a small group of friends, who are just as f-cked up in the head as they are. some of them eventually become writers and in a strange twist of fate become a top selling author.
a: what’s with that lonely guy there sitting in the corner?
b: don’t know, must be a schreel.
a: ah, that explains why he’s awkwardly staring at me.
b: hope he’s not writing a book about you…
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