schukling for a nut
when a woman, in a panic, proceeds to dump out her over sized purse and rummage through it looking for an object. such as keys, id, or chap stick. could also be applied to a panicking man searching for something in his carry all
we were at the club the other night and my girlfriend could not find her id. she held up the whole line while she was schukling for a nut.
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