schumering


stealing a funny joke to make yourself sound funny, only to ruin the joke. works best if you are fat and ugly and have no life.
i hate john so much! he keeps schumering my jokes and now i can’t use them!
when someone steals another’s joke and acts like nothing happened
him: *joke*
her: *same joke*
them: “she is schumering it!”

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