schwaan


n. 1. really big douchebag; as in a d-ckhead or jerk 2. a person who is a secret -sshole
1.

jim: “he’s just such a schwaan, they’re all schwaanz!”

misty: “what’s a shwaan?!”

jim: “a secret -sshole. like the d-ckheads at her party”

2. randy: “jimmy why you gotta be such a schwaan?!”

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