Schwackum stick
any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one’s uninformed counterpart. at times, a schwack-m stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
one day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. we honked, it didn’t move. so we reached in the back for what we call our schwack-m sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
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