Schwag-ache


a headache as a result of smoking low-grade marijuana (schwag).
“man, i smoked a blunt of that schwag this morning and it gave me a schwag-ache afterwards.. i really need some dank.”
the headache induced by smoking or ingesting inexpensive, low-quality marijuana.
“ugh, shannon buys such sh-tty pot. i always have a schwagache when i leave her place.”

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