schwag pussy


the most basic type of p-ssy you can get, easily found (bars, craigslist, the dessert section, buffets, etc.) can’t get p-ssy that’s worse, unless you pay discount prices in the bad part of town. if it burns when you pee or your crotch itches, you probably had schwag p-ssy. p-ssy you don’t brag about.
friend 1: just go talk to that girl at the bar.
friend 2: you go talk to her, that’s schwag p-ssy. i don’t smoke schwag weed, i don’t f-ck schwag p-ssy.

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