schwaggered


a state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and p-ss out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that…
i woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me….all i can say is i was schwaggered last night

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