Schwans Job


a schwans job is when(men only) are h-m-s-xual and man #1 grabs man #2’s arm and then proceeds to jack man #2 off using man #2’s arm
“hey dude did you hear freddy gave todd a schwans job?”
“no way dude with like his own hand?”
“yah!!!!!!!!!!!”

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