Schwantz Licker


schwantz licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, -ss hole, jerk off, etc. schwantz meaning d-ck or p-n-s so it’s the equivalent to calling someone a d-ck licker.
kevin: hey chuck why are you a schwantz licker?

chuck: i don’t know why?

kevin: cause schwantz is a c-ck and you love licking c-ck.

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