(n) shh, wawn, z, dū, ker- the temporary name for the object just out of your reach, and/or just out of your immediate vocabulary.
him-hand me that thing right there
you-youre going g to need to be more specific
him-hand right there, the schwanzdooker
you-oh of course!!
a tyiara is one of the most beautiful things. she is an on and off person too. one day she does her work in cl-ss next minute she dozzed off. tyiara is kind and simply most likely friendly. she is also weird in many ways so don’t get too excited about a tyiara. a princess, […]
a f-ckin dafty tam byrne is a right smelly f-ckin jafty
- ghetto gliding
driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a p-ssy. “..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out..”
- sticky windpipe
when the giver of a bl-w j-b chokes on the receivers c-m after the breath in during a -rg-sm that chick got sticky windpipe after she breathed i my c-m and nearly died that would have been the worst way to go.
an amurta is a smelly shoe that has been sitting at the bottom of a lake for fourteen years. if you find one, this is a sign of fall. if someone finds one for you, this is a sign of imminent death. the best way to avoid the curse of an amurta is to rub […]