Schwap


an adjective used to describe a something that is low end, not good, laughable, pathetic or embarr-ssing.

also commonly used to describe low quality marijuana.
that bud is schwap. i need some dro.
to pound, sip, drink, swig, or otherwise consume alcohol.
bro, lemme schwap that brew
to strike one with the back of the hand in the p-n-s
“i schwaped him so hard he’s a girl now”
to have s-x, or f-ck.

synonym of to smoosh.
“did you schwap or just hook-up?”

“we totally schwaped”
a dumb ugly girl
look at that schwap -ss b–tch!

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