Schwarbington bear


a cross between the concept of shwarb and paddington bear, shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of crog. shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) “who are you talking to crog?”
crog: “thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear”
2) crog (using hand): “oh schwarbington don’t stop that feels so good!”

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