Schwartzie


the act of getting a chubby (not having a full hard on) and proceeding to have s-x with a female. furthermore after 5 seconds of penetration, the -j-c-l-t–n process begins.
sach- hey you wanna f-ck?

shmel- yeah, only if you give me the schwartzie.

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