Schwartzmas


the time of the year that may or may not coincide with christmas. but instead of boring gifts you give the gift of actor jason schwartzman’s movies.
person a: happy schwartzmas! i got you a collection of wes anderson films!
person b: merry schwartzmas to all!

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