schwartzulater
the guy at work named schwartz who always seems to be able to make calculator-like computations in his head instantaneously.
ben: hey tim, what’s 99 divided by 27?
tim schwartz: 3.6, somewhere around there.
ben: amazing!
tim is a schwartzulater.
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