Schweddy Balls
the most infamous delicious dish episode featured alec baldwin as the chef pete schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his “schweddy b-lls,” and later re-appeared to showcase his “schweddy weiner.” the ice cream company ben and jerry’s released a flavor in september 2011 called “schweddy b-lls” in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves
bob: “have you heared the major news media complain about ben and jerry’s schweddy b-lls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?”
joe: “yes…but every one knows the news media are a bunch of news n-z- anyway”
bob: “and did you know it is made with cow rape juice”
joe: “no i didnt, wow it tast great and is healthy”
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