schwednesday
s-xual har-ssment wednesday. a weekly event of s-xually har-ssing someone or something at any given time on a wednesday. just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. the “target” has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. has to be fun not always s-xual but can be.
3. the act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. do not actually commit s-xual har-ssment!!! really important
hey what day is it?
schwednesday!!!!! (leading to fun groping and fondling)
the end.
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