schweef
when your man p-b-s are completely grown out, and you smack your b-tch in the face with them. to your discontent, your p-b-s get caught on her snaffle tooth, sending your entire bush into her mouth
d-mn dalton, did you totally schweef casey?
to gain an advantage in a line such as on an interstate highway exit or when two lanes are merging into one.
there was a line of 30 cars in the exit lane, but i schweefed in front of all them to save time.
the extremely long hairs used in a combover
wow, that guy’s schweef got messed up outside in the wind
a shart explled through the v-g-n-; thus the combination of a shart and queef
mexican food gives debbie the schweefs.
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