schweetie
an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one’s will.
garrett: schweetie! don’t be mad at me.. i loooove you
stef: ugh, okaaay…
garrett: so, do you still love me?
stef: yes baby
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